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If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest
A friend will bail u out of jail, but a best friend will be there with u saying, Damn that was fun!
Trying is the first step towards failure
If you hate me, I love you too. It ain't my fault I'm better than you
If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance
The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common
I Dont Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
I'm the girl your parents warned you about.
Your Hairs Are On Fire.Go Call Fire Dept.
I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet.
Aah ko chayee ek umar asar honey tak.Kaun jitta hai tere zulf key sar honay tak.
I Am Laughing At Your Display Picture
I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not
I have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
One night the moon said to me, if love makes you cry why dont you leave your lover. I looked back at moon and said would u ever leave your sky
I'm in a good mood don't ruin it by chatting (BRB)
The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
:S When I first talked to you, I was afraid to hold u, when I held u, I was afraid to love u, now that I love you I am afraid to lose you! :S
(L) Love is like quicksand… the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get out!(L)
Love is like sand if you hold on too tight it might slip away
Diamond was just a coal that did well under perssure
My calculations are U+ME=US!
(B) Don’t drink and drive you could spill your drink! (B)
The rich get richer and the poor get children
I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
Take my advice...I don't need it anyways
Fat people are harder to kidnap
My door is always open so feel free to leave
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good
I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
You're unique, just like everyone else....
Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods
Don't be impressed by anyone make yourself that people should be impressed by you!
Im like a parking ticket, I have 'FINE' written all over me!
Diamonds are a girls best friend
I may be blonde but im not stupid
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
He's lookin so fine, he's gonna be mine
I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
Those who know do not say, those who say do not know
Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS
The higher you are, the farther you fall
A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else
There are more fish in the sea but watch out for tha sharks
If you think I'm a bitch, you should see my mom
I didn't ask to be a princess... I asked to be a queen...
You gotta be rich to get this bitch
Don't drink water, fishes have sex in it!
If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you
Is that your face or has your ass been misplaced
I want to be a millionaire!
The only thing duck tape, tylenol and band-aid can't fix is you!
B.I.T.C.H - Beautiful, Intellidgent, Talented, Cute, Humorous!
If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU
Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest.

My mother told me not to talk to stranger, I odn't talk to myself anymore!
Every step you take, Every move you make, I'll be missin' you!
Can I go thru your closet...I need a halloween costume!
I only play soccer on days that end in y!
Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends leave footprints in your heart
Dont steal, the government hates competition
Bithes aint shit
I Am Laughing At Your Nick Name
I Am A Contract Killer. I Kill People For Money.You Are My Friend I Will Kill You For Nothing.
Roses Are Red......Apples Are Sour.....Open Your Legs And I'll Show You Some Power
It's Not The Size Of The Boat its the motion of the ocean
I'm SOOOO hot that when I go Outside The Snow Melts
Guys Are Like Lays Chips.......Betcha Cant Have Just One
Beer Is Good, Beer Is Great, When You Drunk It's Easy To Find A Mate
I May Not Be A Flinstone But I Sure Can Make Your Bed-Rock
When I Walk In The Room All The gUys Look In My Direction... BUt Can I Blame Them I'm Pure Prefection
Sweet By Light..........Naughty By Night
Inspect MY gadget
There used to be men on dis earth ... what happened?
Why is it i must climb thousands of moutains to get to u and all u gotta do is smile
Love must be a game that I always loose
Moving on is simple... its what u leave behind thats so hard
How can I get over you.. when your all I ever think about
A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, da rising sun can kiss da grass, but u hunnie can kiss my ass!
It takes a few second to say hello, but forever to say goodbye
Love is hell
Life has treated me like a baby treats it's diaper
If u cant deal wid it .. dont pretend
Dont walk in front of me ... i may not follow. dont walk behind me i may not lead, just walk beside me and be my buddy
Why dont u go and put a condom on ur head cos if ur gonna act like a dick u might as well get dressed up
Do you have a Band-Aid cos i skinned my knee when i fell 4 you
Never say sorry 4 what you meant to do
while me and my girls be shakin our hips there be them boys lickin their lips
I'm not cryin cos he dumped me, im cryin cos i want him back
Please be careful wid my heart becos there aint much left cos you've torn it all apart
Look in my eyes ... look in my heart .. look in my soul ... ur da one who tore it all apart
Im falling for you ... please catch me
There's not enough hours in da day to do all da bitchin i need to do
Itz not da length and its not da size, it how many times u can make it rise!
I was born in da heavens , up in da sky, sent down to earth to put a tingle in ur thigh!
If doing IT is bad ... then why does It feel so good?
Why is it EVERYONE thinks we're perfect for eachother but ur the only one who cant see that?
You thort u had him, u thort he woz yours, ha ha thats funny cos he dont mess wid whores
That hardest part about moving on is learning not to look back
If i had a star for each time i thought about u i would have the whole evening sky in the palm of my hands
Its not my fault i fell for ___________, he tripped me
Life's too short to date ugly guyz
Sharing is caring, and I don't care!
I live in heaven where dreams come tru, but if they are supposed to then y am I not wid u?
Hey gurl, you boy came back to my place last night, damn he's fine, I was his six and damn gurl he was my nine
I had a party last night, you didnt come .. but ur boy did ... twice
Roses are red violets are blue you thought I was in love with you , when you dumped me you thought I cried but honey I had another guy
Sex is kinky and a lotta fun, even if we are a lil too young
Make love not war, on the bed, not the floor
You've heard my name, seen my face, aaw all you poor ass lil bitchiz could neva take my place
Girl dont flaunt it, cause i dont want it
I can see you ova there just chilin wid your gurlfriends, cant believe your by urself... You shuld be here with me
I see you lookin at me, i can tell dat your feelin me, so how bout you dance wid me
I dont play hard to get I play to get u hard
Any guy who can put up wid my shit deserves an award
I heard you braggin bout da first time we kissed... hunny I only did it cause I was pissed!
Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and ill show you some power
If I die before I wake, at least in heaven I can skate
You can do it put ur back into it, i can do it put ur ass into it tick tick booooom!
If you feel da world shake, dunt worry it's only me makin ur man's heart break
Hunny, i got style and I got pride you betta strap your man down othawise imma gonna giv him a ride
Some call me a slut, some call me a hoe, but they scream my name louder than you all know
At first you dissed me, now u wanna kiss me, ahahaha u missed me
If there lipstick on your mans colla, you can bet your last dolla, I made him holla
I eat my homeword because it was a piece of cake
A wise men once said...I Dont know go ask a women!
No actors, no scripts, reharsal... Just LIFE!
Sweet yet loud, imma cutie and proud
Im busy... your ugly... cya
Save santa a trip... be naughty with me!
Im smiling cause your my sista, and laughing cause you cant do anything about it
What you see is what u dont get, so drool on, dream on, move on
Hot Guy + Hot Gurl = Hot time in bed
True love dont have a happy ending, true love dont have no ending
If I aint in love with you , what am I going trough?
Don't wait to tell da person you love with all your heart that u love them cos u could miss your chance
Candy Canes r yummy, lollipops are good, my baby loves me, just like he should
Friends Are Like Stars... You cant always see them but you know there always there
Friends Are Like 4 leaf clovers hard to find but nice to have.
Some Guyz Are Nice, SOme Guys Are BAd... I come in both flavours im the best you ever had!
Some Girls Are Nice, SOme Girls Are BAd... I come in both flavours im the best you ever had!
Don't Denie It Until You Try It!
Its A Shark In My Bathroom

The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU
2 good 2 be 4 gotten
Ur hot as fire sharp as glass u break my heart ima kick yo ass!
Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
Love Is Like A Blue Sky With No Ends.
To the world you are just one person but to one person you may be the world
Is that a gun in ur pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Don't hate the player, hate the game
I Love U , I Love U , Dont Get Excited I Also Love Other Alphabets Like v , w , x , y , z
Love is when u don't want to go to sleep cuz reality is beta than a dream
Do you belive in love at first site, or should I walk by again?
I'm loved by some, hated by many, but wanted by many
*ToUcH Me* *TeAsE Me* *cOmE On BaBY * pLeAsE Me*
Can i borrow you library card because i'd like to check you out!
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.....so kiss me baby!! I'm vacinated!
Call me anytime, I won't be home
Love is blind. I know, because you don't see me
I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Honk if you love (name), then drive your car into the nearest tree!
I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
Love is blind. I know, because you don't see me
Guys are air for me, and without air I can't live
Aren't you tired? You're walking for hours in my head!
If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right
Stupid cupid... stop pickin on me!
Some girls/boys have 7 boys/girls for 7 days but I have one for always
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!
Love is like war..:: Easy To Start.. Difficult To End..And.. Impossible To Forget..!!
Love Is More Than Just A Kiss
Be smart,be clever put me in your heart for ever
Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell
I Close My Eyes And Kiss Your Lips, Then I Go To Paradise
Love is a Feeling that Lasts Forever..
You can fall in the water, you can fall off a tree but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me
Roses are red diaments are plastic, I am great, you are fantastic!
Don't love me for fun, love me for a reason .. let the reason be love
You can win me ,you can lose me but try 2 never use me
Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Love is a slow poison
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in
Accountants are the best lovers. They can do it all night long and keep their balance!
True Love is like ghosts, Everyone talks about, But very few have seen
Im falling for you ... please catch me